Cooking Kids

Here’s the food joke for the week with a Thanksgiving twist. If you’ve tired of the traditional giving thanks before the meal, try some of these tips:

1. At the end of the meal, turn to your mom and say, “See mom, I told you they wouldn’t notice that the turkey was six months past the expiration date. You were worried for nothing.”

2. When everyone says what they are thankful for, say, “I’m thankful no one ever found the body” and refuse to say anything more.

3. Fill your plate, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your “shake” back to the table.

4. Prepare a 30-minute speech to give when asked about your thankfulness. If necessary, insist that no one leave or eat until you have finished the speech.

5. Invite a friend that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. Request that he or she bring photos or a news article.

6. Seem relieved that the orange brown color of the pumpkin pie masks the fact that you cut your finger and were bleeding everywhere while making it.
 

7. Come to the table dressed as a pilgrim. Half way through dinner, change your clothes and return to the table dressed like an Indian.

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