Jul 08 2008
Food Joke of the Week
| A lady walked into an ice cream shop and asked the clerk for a pint of chocolate ice cream. The clerk told the lady, “Sorry, we are all out of chocolate ice cream.” The lady says “Oh, okay. Give me a quart of chocolate ice cream.” The clerk says, “Miss, I just told you we are all out of chocolate ice cream.” The lady says, “Oh, okay. Give me a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.”
The clerk had finally had it. He said “Miss, can you spell the van in vanilla?” The lady looked puzzled but answered, “Yes, v- a- n.” The clerk said, “Very good. Now can you spell the straw in strawberry?” The lady still looked puzzled but answered “Yes, s- t- r- a- w.” The clerk said, “Very good. Now can you spell the frig in chocolate?” The lady answered, “There ain’t no frig in chocolate.” The clerk replied, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!” This joke reminds me so much of my kids! Many times they ask me for something and I tell them we don’t have it. But, like this lady, they continue asking me for the same thing throughout the day. From now on, I’m using the spelling tactic to get my point across. |
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